Paddy the English man, Paddy the Irish man, and Paddy the Chink all were climbing a mountain. Each had donkeys. Paddy the Irish man came up with an idea. He said, "Whoevers donkey does the least pisses by the time we reach the top gets each of our donkeys." Everyone seemed confident, so they all proceeded. At the top, they asked each other how many pisses their donkeys did. Paddy the Irishman's did 23 pisses,Paddy the English man's did 12, and Paddy the Chink's did 0. Everyone was shocked. Paddy the Irishman asked, "How did you do that?" His answer was "Me Chinese me not silly me tie knot in donkey's willy!"
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