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Chinese Surgeon
Fifteen things you do not want to hear your Chinese surgeon say during surgery: 15.Sparky! You comma back here with that! Bad Doggie... 14.Someone call janitor - we gonna need a mop. 13.Darn, there go dumb lights again... 12.What you mean, "You want divorce"! 11.Now we remove brain and stick in body of ape. 10.You better save that. We need for autopsy. 09.Wait a minute, if this spleen, then what heck that? 08.Uh oh! I just lose Rolex in patient. 07."Ya know, big money in kidneys. Don't worry, guy got two of 'em. 06.Everybody stand back! Contact lens fall out! 05.Hey you, you stop that thing from beatin'? It throw concentration off... 04."Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord O Darkness" 03.What you mean he wasn't in for sex change....! 02.Nurse, did patient sign organ donator card? And the number 1 thing you don't want to hear your Chinese surgeon say during surgery: 01. "So, you funny guy that make up joke site about Chinese people...."
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